One of the perks of going to Jordan is visiting the Dead Sea. And one of the perks of visiting the Dead Sea is that you have magical mud for months afterwards. The mud has all the minerals and salts from the Dead Sea and is legendary for its healing and age-defying powers. Apparently even Cleopatra took advantage of its beautifying properties (what I'm implying is that I'm about to be gorgeous). You can read all about it here.
So tonight, after grading papers, reading papers and writing papers...I'm tapping into said age-defying powers and having a grand old time laughing at myself in the process. Me, myself and I tonight. We're quite the amusing trio, let me tell you.